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HERE AT PIMP MY DEATH, WE OFFER JUST A FEW IDEAS
TO ENHANCE THAT FOND FAREWELL, PLUS OTHER TASTEFUL DEATH-RELATED ITEMS
WHICH WE FEEL WILL BE OF INTEREST TO ONE AND ALL

WE DON'T SELL STUFF LIKE LIFE INSURANCE, SO YOU'LL NEVER BE ASKED TO MAKE
THE DIFFICULT CHOICE BETWEEN A BOTTOM OF THE RANGE DVD PLAYER
OR A TACKY DIGITAL CAMERA AS A WELCOME GIFT WHEN VIEWING THIS SITE

WE WON'T EVEN TRY TO FORCE A CHEAP PEN ON YOU AS A 'THANK YOU' FOR VISITING!