Here At Pimp My Death, We Offer A Just A Few

Ideas To Enhance That Fond Farewell
Plus Other Tasteful Death-Related Items
Which We Feel Will Be Of Interest
To One And All

OUR PROMISE

WE AREN'T SELLING ANYTHING, SO YOU'LL NEVER BE ASKED TO MAKE
THE DIFFICULT CHOICE BETWEEN A BOTTOM OF THE RANGE DVD PLAYER
OR A TACKY DIGITAL CAMERA AS A WELCOME GIFT WHEN VIEWING THIS SITE!

Was She, Wasn’t She? Momentarily Take Mourners Minds Off Their Grief
As They Try To Figure Out If That Really Is Mary Magdalene Or Just Some Effeminate Apostle

Never Did The Right Thing In Life? Always Put Yourself Before Others?

You Needn’t Worry About All That With The Hell Hath No Fury Coffin.

(Guaranteed To Keep The Flames Of Hades At Bay For Centuries)

Life Needn’t End At 40 – Unless You Were An Overweight Buffoon Who Decided To Take Up Tennis

To Get In Shape After Your Wife Ran Off With That Guy She Met On MySpace.
Yes, It’s Game Set & Match With This Stylish Yet Tasteful Cadaver Sports Holdall

Give The Rockin’ Rebel In Your Life An Appropriate Send-Off

With the Rebel Without A Brain Casket. (All Bands Available)

The Newly Developed Pearly Bill Gates Casket Ensures They Rest As They Lived -

With A Computer At Their Fingertips!

(Free Maggo-Cam With All Deluxe Models)

Ensure That Your Late Heavy Smoking Gay Loved One Gets One Last Puff

With The Cigophagus. (Most Cigarette Brands Available)

A Fitting Receptacle For That Blind Relative Who Spent All Their

Time Basket Weaving At The Local Community Centre

The Ideal Send-Off For Your Sado-Masochistic Loved One





A Tasteful Acknowledgment Of Their Lifelong Texting Obsession





You Paid For 'Em - Now Show Some Respect For 'Em!

CLICK THE DEATH CLOCK IF YOU DARE!